
"Bast
is the owner of this website! Not to be confused with Bastet...please
dont call her Bastet less you want to be prematurely mummified o_O;
Hmm..
since I haven't gotten orders on what to put here yet,
I thought I'd share some things I hear Bast say quite often..."

"Seky!"
"Um....is
it bad if (add name here) doesn’t breath. It's bad, right?"
“MEOW!
I JUST REMEBERED!! OMG!!!!!”
“OMG!!!
I’M SO HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!! –squeels- SO HAPPY!!!!
Oh, Hiya!”
“Uh…hello…cat-goddess
here…can hear every word you whisper.”
“If
you are what you eat. Then I’m cheap, fast, and easy, and
I taste good.”
“I
have bad news. The end of the world has come and gone and you missed
it.”
“I
know where you live, I’m a goddess after all.”
“I
can’t be allergic to fur, you twit!”
“…Uh…it
wasn’t suppose to do that…”
“I’m
the only feline Deity who loves water. Everyone else tolerates it.”
“Hi
DADDY!!”
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